I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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