can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
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dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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