Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
