Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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