she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
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u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
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i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
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