We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
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I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
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Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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