This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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