I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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