We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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