your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
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How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
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Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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