Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
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You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
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It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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