never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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