my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
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I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
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Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
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