shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
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it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
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I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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