I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
