He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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