You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
