THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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