Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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