I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
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its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
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Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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