Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
