just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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