Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
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I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
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