so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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