I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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