in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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