I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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