i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
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