That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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