You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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