I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
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I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
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I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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