ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
