I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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