It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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