I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
that's an acceptable place to lick
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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