Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
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Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
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No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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