I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He passed out mid-signature
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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