fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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