She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
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Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
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I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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