hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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