Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
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her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
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I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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