he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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