I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i came on her dog
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they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
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Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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