Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
why do cheetos always look like penises
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I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
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Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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