we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I licked your asshole in confidence.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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