it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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