Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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