I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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