The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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