i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
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I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
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I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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