I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Randomize
