He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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