What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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