I just cut my nipple shaving
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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