cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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