"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
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I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
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my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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