Only a mothe r could love this liver
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
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Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
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I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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