i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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