my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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